Global Warming Causes UFOs!!
Posted by greg2213 on May 24, 2010
Heh. From the Telegraph (in 2008:)
Malcolm Robinson, who studies the phenomenon, said: “Something very bizarre is happening in the skies over the UK.”
The founder member of Strange Phenomena Investigations, added: “There has been an unusual number of sightings recently.
“Some experts believe it could be linked to global warming and craft from outer space are appearing because they are concerned about what man is doing to this planet.”
Actually, they probably consider us to be a ongoing source of amusement.
Zoc’Thurch and po!Krilln are munching snacks in the entertainment area while !chok! maintains their UFO’s altitude and anti-detection systems, somewhere around (and some distance above) London.
“Hey Zoc’Thurch! Did you hear the latest? They actually think warming will kill most of the population!”
“Yeah, they’re nuts. Wouldn’t see the cooling even if a glacier rolled over their domiciles. But !chok! says it’s all a calculated ploy by the ruling class to gain political power. He doesn’t think anyone outside the money stream believes a word of that (deleted.)”
“Pfff… !chok! has no sense of humor. Hey, it’s time for Quizical Science Theater 21,000. They’re featuring a debate between Gore, Hansen, and some writer named Pachauri. Should be hilarious. I wonder if we should pop in mid-interview?”
“You gormphwip… their “intelligensia” (stifles a chuckle) are going nuts over a trivial amount of natural warming. What’ll they do if something real pops in, right in front of them? Even if it’s you?”
“Hey! I could tell them that it really IS worse than they thought and that they have only 6 months left before the planet burns up! I’m not from there, so they’d certainly believe me, right? I won’t even mention the plans the others have for them. ”
“They’d probably just lock you up in a deep hole somewhere… too disruptive to their show. Speaking of which, QST is starting…”
Of course, it has been said that aliens cause global warming…