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Environmentalists and Creationists Find the Common Ground

Posted by greg2213 on March 1, 2013

It’s very simple. Since everything bad is caused by humans and since without humans nothing bad would ever happen, the dinosaurs must have been killed by humans!!!

Terrific parody here:

(AP) – It was as odd a gathering as it was unexpected. Several hundred scientists, representing over two-dozen of North America’s most respected universities and institutes, holding a weeklong seminar with “creationists” who reject evolution and modern theories about the age of the earth. And they had gathered not to debate, but to promote a common goal – to make it known that humans and dinosaurs did indeed exist together at the same time.

“I’m very proud to have been able to put this conference together,” Dr. Edward Schoenfeld, professor of environmental science at UCLA, told the AP. Dr. Schoenfeld is a leading voice in the fastest-growing sector of the scientific community – the Anthropogenicists. “Anthropogenicists understand that all things on earth are, and have always been, man-caused.

Weather, climate, volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, floods, tsunamis, oceanic temperatures, red tides, species extinctions, and species-on-species violence. It’s all man-caused,” Dr. Schoenfeld explained. “Without humans, there would be nothing in this life but bliss. Animals would live together in peace, in perfect mild temperatures, with no threats beyond a natural death from old age.”

Dr. Schoenfeld’s organization, the Anthropogenic Scientific Scholars Educational Society, has been at the forefront of forcing governments to face the consequences of man-made global warming. “We’ve done amazing things. We’ve gotten governments to raise taxes, ban energy production, close factories, outlaw asthma inhalers, force people to use mercury-filled lightbulbs, and even install non-energy consuming traffic lights that can’t be seen when it snows.

Every time a human is killed by one of those things, I think to myself, another small victory for Anthropogenicism,” said Dr. Andre Billaud, chair of the environmental sciences department at the University of Oregon. Dr. Billaud has been on the forefront of the recent attempts to ban and stigmatize cat ownership, on the grounds that it creates a climate of violence between cats and rodents.

“The anti-science know-nothings will claim that cats killing rodents and birds is ‘natural.’ That it is part of some koo-koo concept of a ‘natural order.’ Such ignorance!” Dr. Billaud proclaims. “It is, like everything else, human-caused. In Anthropogenicism, one finds the answers to all environmental issues.”


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Settled Science, Explained

Posted by greg2213 on January 23, 2012

Some commentary on the “Settled Science” mantra that the greens use to push their delusions and to silence dissent.

Day by Day, from Sept 28:

Day by Day, Sept 28, 2011

Original source for this cartoon: Day by Day

Day by Day is a long running series. Years, actually. It leans strongly conservative, so if you lean that way you’ll probably like it. If you don’t, well… 🙂

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Heh. I like it

Posted by greg2213 on August 3, 2011

From a friend:

Go green – recycle Congress in 2012

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CO2 Isn’t What Really Drives Global Warming

Posted by greg2213 on August 2, 2011

Proof here

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Climate Rap Disses the CRU (and Co.)

Posted by greg2213 on July 15, 2011

And it introduces the term Climate Hugger.

Now, if you think the the rapper is some capitalist corporate lackey right-wing conservative etc, well, the end of the video will change your mind.

JoNova says:

This is a great turning point. I know this has been circulating for weeks, but if you haven’t seen this climate rap, do check it out. Good Friday night stuff.

The warmers have been pretending for so long that they are the little guys fighting Big Oil, Big Industry, and Bad Government. The ruse worked so well, that the bubble is ripe for busting. They can’t “fight” the establishment — they are the Establishment.  They have a $144 billion carbon trading scheme, a $243 billion  renewables investment annually, not to mention a UN agency, and whole Western Government Departments spinning their dogma.  What self respecting youth wants to be a useful idiot fighting for their profits?

the post: The pendulum is swinging back now: Climate Rap

Here’s the video:



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Climate Change Denier Tattoo Sweepstakes!

Posted by greg2213 on June 6, 2011

In honor of would-be totalitarians (Seig Heil!) wanting to tattoo heretics, has a contest…

Ready to be out and proud? Enter’s Climate Change Denier Tattoo Sweepstakes!

Sydney Morning Herald columnist Richard Glover appallingly suggested that climate ‘deniers” be forcibly tattooed for purposes of future shaming.

While the chilling totalitarian mindset of this barely tongue-in-cheek commentary speaks for itself, we at like to think of our status as climate change skeptics as a principled stand against shoddy science, public policy hysteria and unnecessary economy-killing regulation.

In that spirit, we’re proud to announce this opportunity for fellow skeptics to win $500 by entering the Climate Change Denier Tattoo Sweepstakes.

Go here to enter: Win $500 in’s ‘Climate Change Denier Tattoo’ Sweepstakes!

Certain people really do need all the parody/ridicule that they can get. Got a good tatoo or other “body art?” Go enter.

More on said totalitarian: Climate Change & Violent Fantasies

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A Climate Model That Works

Posted by greg2213 on May 2, 2011

Looks like they finally got their acts together.

In a shock result, a new climate model produced results that make sense. The new NCTCCFAFM* model shows that future projected temperatures are closely tied to…

Go here: Climate model finally produces meaningful results

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Climategate Anniversary Funnies

Posted by greg2213 on November 17, 2010

About a year ago the Climategate files were released and things have been interesting. According to the Warm side, there is nothing particularly interesting about the files and I suppose they’re right.

Trimming inconvenient data, tricks to hide the trims, fixing the peer-review, and so on are all S.O.P. across all branches of science. We’ve also learned that one is not supposed to question the science, which makes me wonder why these people aren’t supporting ideas like the Celestial Spheres theory, since it was established science and to question that theory would be bad, bad, bad.

Anyway, what brought this bit of snarkiness of is a hilarious piece on WUWT, that does an excellent parody of the CRU crew. It’s something of an insider joke, one should have a good idea of what’s happened to “get it.”

Everything is consistent with Global Warming
The CRU at East Anglia has released a new study which proves conclusively that Global Warming caused Climate Change, which in turn caused Climate Disruption, which in turn is the cause of everything else. Based on previous research by the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster linking global warming with the decrease in the number of pirates over the last few hundred years, and new research showing that the current flat trend in global temperatures correlates with a recent resurgence of piracy, especially in the waters off of Somalia, Phil Jones et al, have submitted a new research paper to the Journal of Unbelievably New Claptrap (JUNC) that proves everything is caused by Global Warming.

The rest: Climategate Anniversary Humor

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Owning the Denier Label

Posted by greg2213 on November 5, 2010

Heh. M4GW has another one. Very nice.

There’s some value in owning labels. If the Watermelons (AKA Climate Delusionists) want to slap the insulting “Denier” label on us then owning it is far better than crying about it. Certainly complaining about it will do nothing but make them chortle with glee.

Here’s the vid:

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